My three-year-old said I’d ruined his life by not giving him a fourth scoop of ice-cream. Now property investors are having a tantrum that their profits aren’t soaring endlessly upwards.
Should we expect social media influencers like Joe Rogan and Kim Kardashian to have degrees or certifications before discussing “serious” topics?
Take it from a TV comedy writer: this season of South Park is appointment viewing.
When I wrote for The Tonight Show, the last thing I was thinking was, “Will this joke annoy the president?” The whole point of my job was to take jabs at political figures.
It seemed surreal that I could go straight from the Melbourne comedy scene to a job with Jay Leno. But don’t think for a minute that the suits running the place are champions of political causes.
Every person my age who I know who has a house had help from their parents. We’re now living in an inheritocracy, so I’m going to live a little.
Preferring a text message is fine when the topic of conversation is which mall to hang out, but try telling a potential employer to send you a voice note instead of calling.
Melbourne needs more third places. After 6pm, the library should say “laptops away” and turn the space from study zone into a place for booze-free conversation.
How to keep the minds of bored teenagers off pinching a Nissan Skyline or accosting strangers at a train station? The answer is clear to me.
Melbourne has soared past Sydney as the nation’s biggest city, but that shouldn’t mean just cramming everyone in. That’s what cruise ships are for.
